Wednesday, January 6, 2010

January 05 Massacre


Detective Shabort has been tasked with the investigation of the mysterious deaths of 4 young men at the UCT running club yesterday. The locals in the Southern Suburbs are calling the incident the January 05 Massacre. Police reportedly found 3 of the victims scattered around the track some of which had there t-shirts removed in what looks like an attempt to escape heat exhaustion! All victims had blood shot eyes and traces of saliva on their chests and neck. Post mortem suggests victims were gasping for breath and begging for rest. The 4th victim Jayde Butler was found dead in his apartment this morning clutching on a teddy bear. The police believe Jayde was trying to replace major fluid and energy loss as vast amounts of Game energy drink and pasta was in the immediate vicinity. Doctors believe it was just all to late as the damage was irreparable and the victim was too fatigued.

Police are hunting “odyssey winner” Dion Middelkoop who is the only suspect at this point. He is apparently “on the run” as his wife reported he had not returned home last night. Detective Shabort believes Mr Middelkoops motive for the killings is to slowly get rid of all competition for the Western Capes Premier trail running event “The Hout Bay Trail Challenge”. Ryan Sandes ,Nicholas Rapanga and Michael Bailey have all been taken into a police protection plan as they appear to be next on the killers list.

Police have warned all running clubs to discard any attempt by Mr Middelkoop to train there athletes. He has reportedly told all his victims that he “IS NOT FIT” in an attempt to lure them into running with him and that is when the suspect strikes.
Police urge the community to be on the lookout for Mr Middelkoop. He was last seen on top of the mast in Tokai where he reportedly plots and plans his killings.. If seen please contact the SAP or Detective Shabort. Do not attempt to restrain the suspect yourself as he will out run you!!

1 comment:

  1. Good story, we need more of them, maybe I need to bring out the whip again!!!

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